Total pages in book: 68
Estimated words: 64887 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 324(@200wpm)___ 260(@250wpm)___ 216(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 64887 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 324(@200wpm)___ 260(@250wpm)___ 216(@300wpm)
Hot Teacher: Your reason for asking my age is a good one, so I’ll answer you this way: I’m not old enough to be your mother. More like your big sister, like if my parents got divorced and my father went on to remarry your mom and have you. Btw, I don’t think you could be rude, if you tried, Grasshopper.
Interesting.
Sounds like she’s saying she’s anywhere from five to fifteen years older than me. Which means she’s most likely in her mid-thirties to early forties, at the most. Which therefore means she’s definitely within striking distance, as far as I’m concerned. Men in their forties date women in their twenties, all the time. So, why not the other way around?
Me: That’s helpful to know. Thanks, Hot Teacher! Do you really think women around my age are significantly different from women your age, in terms of what they’re looking for in a man?
Hot Teacher: Quite frequently, yes. My single friends and I LOVE when a man is honest and kind and doesn’t play games. At our age, we’ve already chased too many bad boys and womanizers who ultimately weren’t worth the effort. But over time, we’ve realized we did that stupid stuff because we were seeking external validation. These days, we know our worth. If a man can’t contribute significantly to the awesome life we’ve worked hard to create for ourselves, then we don’t need or want him! On the other hand, when it comes to younger women like Katie and your ex-girlfriend, they’re often still in the phase of this journey called womanhood, in which they’re still chasing external validation and the thrill of “capturing” a man who’s a walking red flag. Which means they tend to overlook a guy like you who doesn’t play games.
Me: Well, shit, based on that explanation, it sounds like a no-brainer for me to date older women.
Hot Teacher: Down, boy. Why don’t you try playing the field for a bit with women your own age? Maybe even try acting like a cocky douchebag at a bar, now and again, to get some different kinds of experiences under your belt?
Me: Honestly, even if I could pull off acting like a cocky douchebag (not sure I could), I don’t think the women I’d attract would give me the kinds of “experiences” I’d want. I’m looking for a real connection with someone, so why waste time on bullshit?
Hot Teacher: OMG, YOU’RE SO SWEET!
Me: I’m not quite as sweet as you think. I LOVE sex as much as any cocky douchebag, and jacking the beanstalk every night is getting VERY old. It’s just that I’d prefer having sex with someone I care about every night to having it with a different, random woman, now and again. When you look at my motivations that way, I’m not being all that sweet, really.
Hot Teacher: You’re still sweet. Okay, so maybe you should try meeting women in places other than bars, to avoid the whole meat market thing. Why not try flirting at the grocery store or the dog park, if you have a dog?
Me: Sadly, I don’t have a dog. I hope to get one soon. And places like grocery stores are daunting to me in terms of striking up conversations, because everyone always looks so damned busy. Plus, I can’t tell who’s single.
Hot Teacher: Okay, how about dating apps?
Me: Ugh. Not my strong suit. I rarely get a match, probably thanks to my lame photos, and when I do, I find it hard to keep the conversation going via messages. As I’m sure you’ve surmised from my rambling text to Katie, I’m not adept at firing off short, pithy texts that keep women coming back for more.
Hot Teacher: LOL. You’re keeping me coming back for more pretty damned well. And fuck Katie! That girl wouldn’t know a quality man if he bit her in the ass! Actually, that’s an excellent segue for another great tip for you, Grasshopper. Grayson-hopper? There’s nothing hotter than a man giving his woman a little nibble on her ass cheek when things are getting really spicy. Nothing too aggressive, mind you. I’m talking about a little nibble that lets her know she’s so sexy and delicious, you can’t contain yourself, not a bite that’s deep enough to break her skin. I know you’re shy, which I find endearing, but don’t be shy in bed. Women love it when a man takes control and goes for it, no holds barred.
Jesus Christ, I’m hard as a rock.
She had to know her message would turn my cock into granite, right? Is that exactly what my naked Hot Teacher in a bathtub specifically intended? And if so, does that mean she’s starting to feel sexually attracted to me? Or is this eye-popping text merely a sign she’s become tipsy and horny in that warm water, and any anonymous guy would do in this moment?