Total pages in book: 124
Estimated words: 117574 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 588(@200wpm)___ 470(@250wpm)___ 392(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 117574 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 588(@200wpm)___ 470(@250wpm)___ 392(@300wpm)
I bring my palm to my mouth. Oh my gosh. I think squeaky-clean, veterinarian student Augustus Vaughn has a secret life . . . as an online sex worker/porn star! If I’m right about that, did the former owner of this place catch wind of it, and then drill a hole in the wall to be able to watch Auggie’s show, free of charge? Holy shit. This is a mindboggling discovery.
I can’t resist. I have to take another quick peek. A teeny-tiny one. If Auggie’s putting on a show for a bunch of strangers on the internet, as I strongly suspect, then it doesn’t seem like such a horrible, unforgiveable crime to do that. If my eyeballs join a slew of other eyeballs, and only briefly at that, would that really be a mortal sin?
I climb the ladder a rung and peer through the hole again, and this time, Auggie, hard as a rock, is grabbing something off the floor next to his bed. When he returns to his prostrate position, he places a three-sided, squared-off, U-shaped metal contraption across his pelvis on either side of his hips. There’s a red curtain hanging down from the top bar. As the fabric falls down and hangs, its obscures Auggie’s dick from the laptop, the same way curtain contraptions like this one might hide puppets from an audience during a puppet show. Ha! Come to think of it, this entire set-up totally reminds me of a kiddie puppet show—
Oh my god.
I’ve no sooner had the thought than Auggie’s hard cock, wrapped in tin foil, pokes out a gap in the middle of the red curtain. Holy fuck! Is this an X-rated puppet show?
Auggie’s head is moving like he’s talking under his mask, so I strain to hear. But dang it, I can’t make out anything but distant, muffled sounds.
All of a sudden, Auggie picks up a stick next to him on the bed and pokes it through the curtain, alongside his foil-covered cock. It’s a redhaired, paper princess that’s attached to the end of the stick. Which means . . . Auggie’s foil-covered cock must be a knight in shining armor! Yep, it’s definitely a puppet show. A highly X-rated one.
From where the laptop is resting on the bed, I’m deducing the red curtains obscure Auggie’s upper torso from his audience’s view. But from where I’m standing on this stepstool, I can see everything. The puppet show itself. Auggie’s head and some backstage maneuverings. Also, a few other sticks on the mattress, in addition to the paper princess he’s now using, all of them lying in wait for their turn in the show.
All of a sudden, the princess and the knight are joined by a red paper dragon on a stick. Oh no! The dragon is breathing fire—paper flames on a stick! And now, the dragon is dragging the princess away. Whatever will the tin-foil-covered cock-prince do?
Enter a white stallion, which Auggie’s cock hops on and rides across the length of the stage to hilarious effect. In fact, I’m laughing so hard, I quickly turn away from the wall for a moment to make sure Auggie can’t hear me.
Surely, Auggie’s making bank doing this show, because it’s fantastic. Five big-cock stars, if you ask me. Auggie is gorgeous to look at naked, first of all. Sexy as hell. But on top of that, his show somehow manages to be silly, zany, and fun, in addition to being a sexy smoke show.
The princess is surrounded by flames now.
But never fear, Auggie’s massive cock bounds onto the scene to save the day. In short order, the tin-foil-covered knight jumps off his trusty steed and quickly sheds his armor with the help of a rather large hand that breaks the fourth wall and rips the foil away. As the princess remains surrounded by paper flames, that same big hand begins stroking the knight’s hard length, up and down, repeatedly, until, finally . . . success. White ejaculate spurts out the knight’s thick head, causing the paper flames to disappear behind the curtain. Oh my god, that was pure insanity. And so much sexy fun, I can barely keep my balance on this stepstool.
There’s a pause in the action. A moment when nothing is happening onstage. From what I can see of Auggie behind the curtain, it looks to me he’s collecting himself. But soon, we’re back. The paper princess springs to life and presses herself against Auggie’s wilting cock, presumably thanking him for “coming” to her rescue. Ha. Pun intended, I’m sure. A moment later, the wilting cock and the paper princess both disappear behind the curtain, replaced by a little sign I can’t read from here. Shoot.
Auggie removes the curtain contraption and sits upright. He shoves his mask-covered face into his laptop screen, gesticulating and bobbing his head. Presumably, he’s talking enthusiastically. Oh, how I wish I could hear what he’s saying.