Total pages in book: 181
Estimated words: 177690 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 888(@200wpm)___ 711(@250wpm)___ 592(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 177690 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 888(@200wpm)___ 711(@250wpm)___ 592(@300wpm)
I roll my eyes at him and pinch the bridge of my nose.
“So you’ve only seen his dick when you were kids. Quit trying to make me hit him, Faith.”
“I saw it again when I was four, maybe five,” she says smiling sweetly.
“You were older. What were you doing showing a kid your damn dick?” I growl, mad all over again and ready to kill Black.
“I’m not that much older! And we were playing farm. Plus, again, I’d like to point out that we were kids and my dick is definitely bigger now. Plus, again, I was not hard. There was no erection. It’s unfair to judge a man when he’s hasn’t risen to the occasion.”
“What the hell is farm? You white people are fucking nuts,” I growl and Faith bursts out laughing.
It’s a beautiful sound, and she’s damn gorgeous—so gorgeous it hurts to look at her. So gorgeous that looking at her like this helps rid me of some of my anger. After what she shared with me earlier today and the pain I saw on her face, her laugh almost makes this shit worth it. I haven’t seen her this happy—this close to being the Faith I was drawn to, since we were in Buck-Stop and she was telling those old men I was a chick. Twisted as it is, I like it enough my bad mood is almost completely gone.
“Farm. Black, Blue, Hope, and I used to play it.”
“Blue?”
“Black’s twin. I don’t think you’ve met him. He’s been out of town.”
“Jesus, there’s two of you?”
“I’m the best, and might I add, I have the biggest dick of the two of us.”
“Your brother is named Blue,” I mumble, thinking it’s official that Ida Sue is the craziest woman I’ve ever met in my life. “What is farm and why in the hell couldn’t they play it with Petal or Maggie?”
“That’s our sister, C.T. What you’re suggesting is sick.”
“What?”
“It’s farm, where you milk the cows and throw corn out to the chickens, that kind of thing.”
“Milk the cow… You touched her breasts?”
“Well, technically they were udders,” Black says.
“You fucking pervert, and you let her touch your dick?”
“Well, that wasn’t part of the game.” Black shrugs.
“Then why did she touch it?” I turn to look at Faith. “Why did you touch it?”
“I’d never seen one and if they were going to touch my boobs, I was going to touch whatever they had.”
“I… Where in the hell were your parents while all this was going on?”
“You probably don’t want to ask that right now,” Black says.
“Is this only time you saw Black’s dick?”
“Well, no. I was staying the night with Petal and Black was out in the barn with that girl. What was her name? Do you remember, Black?”
“Not really. There’s been a lot of girls. Because I have a very big dick.”
“Oh, come on, you can’t forget her,” Faith argues.
I’m starting to get a headache.
“A very big dick which is highly in demand,” he adds. Jesus.
“Remember, Black,” Faith continues, ignoring him. “She was dating White at the time.”
“Ohhh… You mean Candy.”
“Yeah! God, she was such an airhead. She was an insult to blondes. Really, women like her is why blondes have bad names,” Faith huffs. “I wonder whatever happened to her?”
“She was a porn star for a while. At least until her fake boobs burst.”
“Oh my God! They burst?” Faith cries.
“Yeah. Don’t worry, though. Her husband does that shit for a living. She’s like a Double V now.”
“Double V?” I ask, because I can’t keep up with her crazy, but fuck, Double V tits are worth at least looking at once in your life.
“Yeah, and I know what you’re thinking, C.T.”
“Doubtful.”
“I do, but you’re wrong. Some things should not be seen. You never get it out of your head. Turns out boobs can be too big—unlike dicks. Did I mention my dick is above average in size? It has a lot of width, too. Everyone knows that width is more important.”
“You need to let it go, Black,” I start, but I don’t get the rest of my thought out because a throw pillow hits me in the head.
“C.T.?”
“Faith—”
“As in the C.T. that owns this fucking house?”
“Faith—”
“As in the C.T. with a temperature so huge he couldn’t be bothered to come and collect the rent? That C.T.?”
“Fuck, sorry, man. It just slipped out,” Black says, but I ignore him. I’m concentrating on Faith.
A very pissed off Faith.
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“That is not cool of you, Ida Sue. We’re family and you always told me family can depend on each other.”
“And we can, even when one is being stubborn as a mule and needs a lot of help getting out of the barn shed.”
“You knew I wanted to stand on my own. I didn’t want Titan’s help. I got myself into this situation and…”
“I’m thinking his ding dong helped get you that way.”