Total pages in book: 81
Estimated words: 79147 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 396(@200wpm)___ 317(@250wpm)___ 264(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 79147 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 396(@200wpm)___ 317(@250wpm)___ 264(@300wpm)
My eyes stray away from Gary and seek out Hayden. He’s about a foot or so behind Gary, looking hot as fuck in baseball pants, no shirt, and a jockstrap hiked up giving just enough of a tease. Derek is standing next to him in a small pair of red shorts, Mickey Mouse ears, and white gloves, but my eyes don’t linger on Derek for long.
“Looking sexy, slugger.” I step up to Hayden and eye him up and down.
“Yeah, you too. What’s that?” He points to what’s in my hand, and I cock a brow at him.
“My bone.”
He lets out a loud laugh.
“I know…it’s smaller than the real thing, but you work with what you can find.” I’d been determined as fuck to find a large plastic bone to go with my costume for just this reason.
Hayden is still laughing when Derek says, “Wait. How would Hayden know how big your dick is? You lucky motherfucker!”
Hayden’s eyes go wide and my earlier thoughts are confirmed. Thinking fast, I look at Derek. “Nah, he hasn’t gotten lucky yet, but just take a look, and you won’t question what I’m packing.”
Lust fills his eyes and for a moment, I think he might do a little more than let his eyes drift down to my dick. He doesn’t, though. He only crosses his arms and pretends to pout.
“You guys all suck. I’m going to get a drink.” He disappears through the crowd of people. I take the opportunity to move in closer to Hayden.
“See anything you like?” I ask next to his ear.
He clears his throat. “Well, yeah, but I’m not sure…”
“I meant here. At Flirt. Not me.” I nudge him. “I’m your wingman, remember? I have a pair of wings in my bag. I’m your cave wingman? No, your winged caveman at your service.”
Hayden gets a sexy little grin on his face that I’d be lying if I didn’t admit makes my dick twitch.
“You’re crazy,” he tells me.
“Nah. When I do something, I do it all the way, though. Operation Get Hayden Laid is in full effect.”
7
Hayden
Cody’s been a cool roomie, and the fun we had the day I moved in was a nice perk.
He’s not weird about fucking. Even though we messed around, I haven’t felt like I’ve needed to pretend it didn’t happen or like it meant more than it was. Cody’s like whatever about sex, which is so different from what I was used to with Lance, who I keep searching the bar for because if he sees me chatting with Cody, he’s gonna freak. At the same time, I keep reminding myself I never did anything wrong. I was a faithful boyfriend, and I did everything I could to make our relationship work, which is more than I can say for him.
“So what are you into tonight?” Cody asks as he scans the bar. “Keep in mind, you want to experiment a little. Go for something you wouldn’t normally be into.”
“Didn’t we already do that?” I tease.
He laughs. “Then we’ll just consider this an extension of your post-relationship recovery period.”
“Is that what I’m in right now?”
“Hell yeah. The long-term ones are always the hardest to recover from. This is your time to get all those itches you had during the relationship out of the way. Gotta run your sex life like a conveyor belt. One after the other after the other. Speaking of which, how’s that hot yoga instructor coming along?”
I’d mentioned Roger to him the other day. Not that anything had happened. Just that I was trying to make plans with the guy.
“We keep trying to figure something out, but with our schedules, we haven’t really been able to seal the deal.”
“How hard is it to schedule a booty call?”
“I know, right? He keeps dragging things out. Sounds like we’re going to have to do something datey.”
“Be careful with that. Don’t let some rebound guy trap you.”
“What do you mean?”
“Come on. You see it all the time. Guy gets out of a long-term relationship and then starts seeing someone immediately afterward. Fucks around with him for a bit too long and then it becomes more than it should be before the guy realizes he needed to get out and experiment a little more. Then he has to go through yet another breakup before he gets to start having the real fun. Just skip that crap and get to the good stuff. Now, seriously. What do you see that you like?”
I glance around. It’s kind of nice having a buddy who wants to be around for this kind of shit. Gary and Travis are busy making out in the corner. I don’t figure it’ll take long before they’re back at their place, going at it like the animals they are. And Derek’s got his arm slung around this guy whose Wolfman mask is hanging off the side of his face as he slides his hand beneath Derek’s red shorts.