Total pages in book: 69
Estimated words: 68293 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 341(@200wpm)___ 273(@250wpm)___ 228(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 68293 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 341(@200wpm)___ 273(@250wpm)___ 228(@300wpm)
Wes turned his attention to chopping his food waste from the previous day to add to the biogas generator.
The doorbell rang again.
Wes stalked to the front door and threw it open, ready to inform the new FedEx employee of the agreement he had that his packages simply be left outside without disturbing him.
But it wasn’t a delivery person. It was the new kid from across the street who’d crawled through his basement window.
She stood on his front stoop, arms crossed and face twisted in a scowl.
“You didn’t write me back,” she said, and her voice was softer than her posture, like perhaps anger was a cover for disappointment. Sadness. Wes was familiar.
“What?”
“Didn’t you get my letter?”
Wes glanced at the mailbox he never checked. Anything he cared about came through via email.
“No.”
“Oh. That’s what Daddy said.”
As if conjured by his title, the father in question came running across the street.
Wes had watched Adam Mills move in the week before through the periscope mounted on the side of his house. He might not have wanted anyone to look at him, but he certainly watched them.
Adam and his daughter had arrived in a medium moving van, and Adam had unloaded his belongings himself, with the help of one other person. He had introduced himself to every single neighbor that happened past.
Only of course they hadn’t happened past—they had coordinated trips to the mailbox and the grocery store with times when Adam was outside, so they could scope out the new addition to Knockbridge Lane.
Wes had lived here for four years. He knew the routine. They’d tried it on him too. And they’d failed. But Adam was friendly. Talkative.
Normal.
“Gus, Jesus, you scared the sh—You scared me,” he said.
Adam Mills jogged up the steps and glared at his daughter.
“What did I tell you?” he demanded.
“I know, Daddy, but I just had to,” Gus said.
Father and daughter seemed to be having an intense conversation made of looks and facial expressions.
Wes cleared his throat.
“I’m really sorry,” Adam told him, and slid a hand around Gus’ small shoulder.
“It’s in your mailbox,” Gus said. “Write me back, okay?”
She looked so intent that for a moment Wes considered that perhaps this was a cry for help. But then she pouted at him and spoke sweetly.
“Couldn’t we please see your taranula again? Just for a second?”
“Tarantula,” Wes corrected. He shot a glance at Adam, who had gone pale and shrunk backward, hand that had been on Gus’ shoulder hanging in the empty air.
“No, no,” Adam said desperately. “We can’t bother Mr. Mobray.”
Gus put her hands together and bounced in place, mouthing please over and over.
Wes was just about to close the door in her wide-eyed little face. Then, inside the house, something exploded.
Wes bolted inside and ran to the room that housed the biogas generator.
He’d had a problem with a leaky valve between the slurry and gas storage before, but that shouldn’t have been explosive.
As he rounded the corner, the scene before him came into focus: one splodge of wet compost goo on the floor and a splatter on the wall, one tube that should have been connected flapping free, and one hognose snake hanging from the chandelier, hissing at the raccoon below.
“Oh, dear god—” came Adam’s voice behind him, while at the same time Gus said, “A snake! Can I touch it!?”
Wes wheeled around and glared at them. Who just waltzed into other people’s houses?
“Sorry!” Adam said, putting his hands up. “We wanted to make sure you didn’t blow up.”
“I wanted to see the tarantula,” Gus confessed.
Wes found himself in an octagon of things out of place. Agitated and flustered as he was, though, he couldn’t resist the clarion call of a kid who was fascinated by snakes and spiders like he had always been.
“Her name’s Bettie,” Wes said grudgingly. “She’s sleeping right now.”
“Who’s that?” Gus pointed.
“Milford,” Wes said shortly. But her interest didn’t waver, so he grudgingly elaborated. “She’s a Heterodon platirhinos—a hognose snake, about thirty-six inches long.”
“Is that perhaps a...raccoon?” Adam asked. While Gus had come closer with each word, Adam had retreated to the farthest corner of the room and fitted himself into it.
“Janice.”
“Oh, sure,” Adam murmured weakly. “She’s tame, then?”
Wes shrugged. Humans’ estimation of tameness was variable and useless.
“Is that what exploded?” Gus asked, gazing raptly at the biogas generator.
Wes nodded.
Gus screwed up her face. “What is it?”
“It’s a biogas generator,” Wes said. When she crept closer to it, Wes found himself helpless in the face of her curiosity. “It converts food and herbaceous waste into methane that I can use for power.”
Gus blinked, cocked her head, and said politely, “Can you use other words?”
“She’s eight,” Adam said.
Gus was looking up at him, all big-eyed attention, and Wes realized she actually was interested.
“As things decompose—rot—like in the trash, gasses form. One of those gasses is methane. I keep my rotting, uh, stuff, in this container and when the gas is produced, it inflates this rubber thing here, and creates pressure. That pressure can bring that gas to the stove or a light—whatever I want.”