Total pages in book: 17
Estimated words: 18713 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 94(@200wpm)___ 75(@250wpm)___ 62(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 18713 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 94(@200wpm)___ 75(@250wpm)___ 62(@300wpm)
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
What can I say, I’m a conundrum wra0pped in a mystery tied with a p7uzzle shoved in a pickle jar.
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Oooh, exactly how hammered are you right now?
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Pretty hajmmered
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Are you still in Irvine?
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
No. I moved away for college.
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Don’t tell me where! I enjoy the mystery.
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Oh I won’t. I know the rules.
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Are you having fun, wherever you are?
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
I guess?
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Lol that was a pretty vague answer.
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
okay i’ll do better
I’m having fun at college, yeah, but rightnow I’m really fucking hungry.
And this party is pretty lame which is probably why i had more beer than I susually have
But the dude throwing it—I know how you are about not sharing names and information so i won’t tell you his name even though he’s from Boston and i’m like 98.2% sure that 58% of men born in that city have the same name—is on a sports team that I am also on and he’s pretty cool so I wanted to show up for him. But other than him and 1-2 guys from the team, there’s not actually that many people I know here
And here’s another thing. I’m getting deep now are you ready? It’s weird to move away from home. Not bad weird, neceesarily, but different. Everywhere feels so different than Irvine. Irvine is a bubble, and we all know that when we’re growing up there but it’s different to leave and see how sheltered and privileged we all are.
How are you
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Okay C, I’m impressed.
This was genuinely elaborate. You sound a little homesick, though. I’m sorry.
I’m okay. My boyfriend and I (yes the same one from last year) had plans to go away with his family this weekend, but two weeks ago I drove by him in his car making out with some girl I found out goes to a different high school, so he is now my ex-boyfriend, and tonight I’m learning to sew so I can make voodoo dolls and slowly stab them with sewing pins.
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Are you serious? That dude is a dick.
I ended things with my gf before I left for school and it was like two weeeks before she was dating one of my best friends. Iwas fine that she moved on and I wasn’t mad, but it made winter break pretty awkward.
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Woof. I bet.
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Yeah but do’nt worry about that. College has been good to me.
From: t.sol18@ipsd.edu
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2017
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day
Ok Romeo! Get yours!
See you next year.
T.
Chapter Five
2018
From: t.sol18@email.com
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Happy Valentine’s Day!
I WINNNNNNNNN
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@email.edu
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
NO FUCKING WAY, you will not believe this, but I was literally about to hit Send.
From: t.sol18@email.com
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
And yet, she pulls out the win! Sweet, sweet victory!
What’s up, C? Are you drunk at a party again?
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Ha ha no, I have a huge exam tomorrow in [class name redacted for T’s privacy regulations], so I’m at the library.
Are you building voodoo dolls again?
Also, nice email address, girl, I see you.
From: t.sol18@email.com
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Had to keep with the trend. And since you’re literally the only person I email other than teachers or my grandparents, I figured we’d keep the talk of college parties off my school email address ha ha.
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Okay, yeah, about that. The next day I felt like such a dick. “College has been good to me.” But we don’t really message outside of this day, so I felt weird sending an email that was like, hey, sorry I sounded like a slutty douche last night. Figured in this case, the statute of limitations on apologies is at least one year.
From: t.sol18@email.com
To: c.sun16@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
You’re not a slutty douche, C, you’re a conundrum wrapped in a mystery tied with a puzzle shoved in a pickle jar. Apology unnecessary but accepted.
From: c.sun16@email.com
To: t.sol18@email.com
Date: February 14, 2018
Subject: Re: Happy Valentine’s Day!
Oh my god.
I forgot about that.