Total pages in book: 124
Estimated words: 116046 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 580(@200wpm)___ 464(@250wpm)___ 387(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 116046 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 580(@200wpm)___ 464(@250wpm)___ 387(@300wpm)
“She sounds wonderful.”
I reached behind him and grabbed a towel, but Ramón took it from me and began to gently wipe my face as I continued my story. “Totally. Don’t get me wrong, we weren’t lazy around her house. She felt like she had to cram all the knowledge of how to be a proper woman into our heads in three months. So Hannah and I got a crash course in how to be a Puerto Rican housewife. Some of it was crazy shit that I’ll never do, but it was fun to learn. I know how to can my own vegetables, can make any kind of fruit jam you want, and can cook dozens of traditional Latin dishes. I can also kind of sew, know how to do a flower arrangement, and how to treat a husband…in the bedroom. Let me tell you, those lessons were awkward.”
“I bet. She give you the birds and the bees speech?”
“No, my conservative 75-year-old grandmother gave us the ‘how to make sure your husband is happy’ speech.” He gave a mock grimace, and I nodded. “Yeah.”
“That’s just wrong.” He rubbed his own face briskly with the towel, then tossed it on the floor.
“Hey, put that in the hamper.”
Rolling his eyes, he opened the drawer between my legs and pulled out a tube of ointment with a prescription label on it. “Relax, my mom has an army of maids.”
“Spoiled.”
He gave me a roguish wink that went right to my sore lady bits, then began to open the tube.
“What’s that?” After twisting the cap off and placing it on the counter, he squeezed out a long line of what looked like Vaseline. “Is that lube?”
“No, it’s not lube.” He swiped the gel between my labia and I hissed as it initially burned, then sighed when it eased into a low heat that felt really good.
Really, really good.
Warm.
Tingly.
With wide eyes I breathed out, “What is that?”
“Experimental healing compound from our lab in El Salvador. It will accelerate the healing of your tender little pussy. I’m afraid I was too rough with you, and I’m sorry I hurt you. Don’t worry, I’ll fuck that tenderness out of you so you can play with the grownups.”
I bit the side of his neck lightly. “Can you not go five minutes without being an asshole?”
His chuckle warmed my already tingling clit further as he massaged my labia, making my eyes roll back in my head. “Shhhh, mami. Let me take care of you.”
By take care of me, he meant let him finger fuck me to three hard orgasms before I finally melted into a puddle on the sink.
I was barely aware of him cleaning my body, but I had flashes of almost waking up then drifting off as he hummed while he cared for me, or sang in a low, beautiful voice.
“Should'a been a rock star,” I muttered as I leaned into his chest while he carried me.
“Nah, not the life for me.”
I surfaced again once he had us arranged for sleeping, with him playing big spoon behind me.
It warmed my heart that he’d take the uncomfortable position, the one where his arm would fall asleep beneath the weight of my head. His sacrifice allowed me the ultimate comfort of pretty much snuggling into his body until every inch of us that could touch, did. For an extra layer of security, I wrapped his other arm around me and sighed with happiness.
“You okay, mi amor?”
“I’m good. So good I feel like sparkles should be shooting out of my vagina.”
His laughter made me giggle and I just basked in the happiness of being in his presence. “I’d pay to see that.”
“Perv.”
“You brought it up.”
He kissed the side of my neck and I softened. “I love you.”
I swear he had to feel my heart lurch as I stiffened. “What?”
“Don’t worry. You don’t have to say it back. Just wanted to let you know, if I wasn’t clear, I love you. You’re it for me, Joy.”
I could only shake my head, then slump when he grabbed my hand and began to massage it. “I—Ramón, this is going too fast.”
“I didn’t tell you so you’d feel like you had to say it back, sweetheart. I just wanted you to know that I think you’re amazing, and I promise you I’m gonna make you see your worth. I’m going to love you until you love yourself.”
As usual, I used sarcasm when I felt especially vulnerable. “So, you’re going to fuck me until I love myself? That’s a rather novel approach. Maybe I could do a thesis on it. We’d have to put a lot of effort into the research. Are you…up to it?”
“Brat.” He leaned up and slapped my breast, then pinched the nipple hard. “You do love to mouth off.”
I rubbed my ass against his erection, and he rewarded me with a groan. “Maybe you should fuck me and teach me a lesson.”