Total pages in book: 53
Estimated words: 49669 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 248(@200wpm)___ 199(@250wpm)___ 166(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 49669 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 248(@200wpm)___ 199(@250wpm)___ 166(@300wpm)
“So you’re saying no to any more rabbits?” I asked.
Christopher’s face fell. “What? No!” he responded. “Just no more breakup bunnies,” he clarified.
I nodded and then carefully pulled the bunny’s collar over its head before putting the animal back on the ground. All the other rabbits had followed Christopher down the stairs so we were surrounded by the brood. But I had eyes only for Christopher as I searched out the gold band from the folds of the fabric. My heart lurched in my chest as my eyes accepted what my fingers had already felt.
“Did our new girl come with her own bling?” I asked.
Christopher took the ring from my hand and shyly smiled. “You did say whoever cried on the first date had to be the one to propose, right?”
“Yes,” I said simply.
“Well, that’s good because—”
“Christopher—” I cut in. He stopped toying nervously with the ring and looked up at me. “Yes,” I repeated.
It took him a moment to get what I was saying. When he did, a broad smile split his face, and then he launched himself into my arms. I kissed him hard. When we separated, Christopher let out a rough breath. “And to think I was all ready to use these to get my way,” he said as he pushed the waistband of his pants down enough to expose the edge of his underwear.
His very pink, very sheer, very snug underwear. He took off for the house before I could pull my tongue back up into my mouth, dancing over the various rabbits as he went. I caught up to him just as he reached the door. I took my time claiming the prize of his mouth. When I had no choice but to catch my breath, Christopher breathed, “I love you, Rush. So much.”
“I love you too, my beautiful Christopher.”
I pulled him back enough so I could open the door, then started to lead him into the house.
“What about the rabbits?” Christopher asked.
“They’ll understand,” I responded as I dragged Christopher up against me once we were inside. “They’re rabbits, after all.”
I kissed him again but kept it chaste.
“Maybe we should make sure they all get along,” Christopher said worriedly as he looked in the direction of the backyard.
“Trust me, they’re probably explaining to the new girl that you’re the easy one.”
“Says the man who built them a three-story condo that’s bigger than the storage shed.”
“You realize you’re going to need to come up with another female bunny name, right?” I reminded him.
“I’ve already got Rory and Violet on it. We should have something by bedtime.”
I nodded and glanced out the back door just to make sure the new rabbit truly was being welcomed into the fold. It took me a moment to find her. The black spots were the only thing that distinguished her from Snowball, and they weren’t huge spots. When I finally found her, I shook my head.
“Baby, you did make sure this one is a female, right? Or at least a neutered male?” I asked as I watched the new rabbit finish humping Snowball only to start on Hazel next. Christopher’s silence spoke volumes.
“Christopher?” I repeated as I pulled my eyes from the debauchery happening in the backyard to my soon-to-be husband.
“Um, what?” Christopher hedged as he began sidling away from me. I opened my mouth to tell him to stay put because I would likely need his help ending the bunny orgy, but then he flashed me another shot of his underwear… this time from behind.
“You’re finding all the babies homes,” I declared right before I slammed the door to the backyard shut and hightailed it after my man. I followed his laughter all the way up the stairs.
Damn, it was good to have him home.
The End