Total pages in book: 124
Estimated words: 118104 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 591(@200wpm)___ 472(@250wpm)___ 394(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 118104 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 591(@200wpm)___ 472(@250wpm)___ 394(@300wpm)
Luna salutes me. Baron smirks at Jaime.
“Keeper.” Baron jerks his finger in my direction. Jaime nods.
“He reminds me of your miserable asses when we were kids and helps with the yard work.”
They all look at me, hoping to find some joy or gratitude on my face, but I’m mostly annoyed the fuckers are talking about my living there so openly. I spit phlegm onto the grass and check the time on my phone.
“So you’re sure about Blythe’s party?” Knight shoulder-bumps me.
After getting my ass kicked on the field? Yeah. Not about to come to an ASH party and become a human piñata.
“Hard pass.”
“All right. Good game.”
Knight shakes my hand and pulls me into a bro-hug.
We make a quick stop at the house so Daria can shower too, then head to the pier. I analyze the game in my head the entire way there. Bailey is talking nonstop. The kid’s cute, but man, she can talk your ears off. She was the one who decided we must celebrate my birthday—even if a week late—by getting ice cream at the best parlor on the Todos Santos promenade. I’m not big on ice cream, and I’m even less of a fan when it comes to celebrating birthdays since Via disappeared. Not that they were tolerable before, but at least we had the tradition of making each other shitty cards and stealing candy from the street vendors.
“Do you want to talk about the game?” Mel slides into the stream of Bailey’s words as the latter explains to us how New Amsterdam became New York. Daria shifts in her seat beside Bailey, who is on the hump between us in Jaime’s Tesla. Rich people love Teslas. They’re clinical, impersonal, and futuristic. Anything to make them forget they take a shit and pick their nose like everyone else.
I grunt, giving her less than words but more than nothing.
“We’re here for you,” she pipes.
“Thanks for the pep talk. Where’d you get it, AA for Dummies?”
“I’m so sorry, Penn. I just blabbed and blabbed. Do you even want to hear more about history?” Bailey catches her lower lip in her braced teeth.
God, no.
“Sure. History’s fine.” I nudge her shoulder with mine, and she launches into another lengthy explanation about how the British claimed New Amsterdam. They were brutal, she explains, and Daria says that cruelty is underrated. Sometimes you “gotta do what you gotta do” to make your point. Then Jaime says that diplomacy is the best weapon and killing people with kindness leaves no evidence or legal consequences behind.
“Doesn’t matter which way you conquer a place as long as you do,” I hiss, producing an apple I brought from lunch from my duffel bag and tossing it in Daria’s hands. She knows what I mean by it and groans.
When we get to Gelato Heaven, Mel claims that the type of ice cream you order says a lot about your personality. “It’s a fact. I read it in Cosmo.”
Daria rolls her eyes. I think it’s a reflexive movement for her by now. Like breathing. “Old much, Melody?”
“Reading magazines is old now?” Mel’s eyes widen, and she looks back and forth between her daughters, pretending to be scandalized. She is trying too hard, but Daria is still oblivious. It’s like being on a first date with your all-time crush and trying too hard to impress. That’s Daria and Mel. Constantly dancing awkwardly around each other.
“Might as well read hieroglyphics on Egyptian walls.” Daria snorts.
Mel proceeds to ask the chick behind the glass counter for one scoop of low-fat vanilla ice cream in a cup.
Jaime shoves his fists into his front pockets and whistles.
“Cosmo is definitely wrong. Nothing vanilla about you, baby.”
Daria makes a gagging sound, and this time, I’m in her camp. People behind us snicker, and I know she wants the floor to open and swallow her whole. My mama and Rhett, they would embarrass the shit outta me in countless, creative ways, but I’ll give them one thing—you could never accuse them of PDA.
Jaime tells the teenage girl behind the counter to choose any two scoops she thinks would complement each other for him.
“Adventurous and trusting,” Bails mulls over his choice.
This family is so first world and rich, I bet they shit potpourri.
Bailey orders one chocolate scoop and one strawberry in a cone.
“A conventional genius,” Mel exclaims.
Kill me.
Daria shifts her gaze to me, then to the row of ice creams, and then to me again. We’re both hyperaware of what the other one will order. I hate her ass, it’s true, but that ain’t gonna stop me from fucking her. It’ll be poetic justice at its finest. She took my sister, so I’ll take her vanity.
“Blue moon, green tea, and cheesecake, please. With sprinkles and a dash of caramel in a cone. And can I have a cherry on top?”