Total pages in book: 153
Estimated words: 153935 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 770(@200wpm)___ 616(@250wpm)___ 513(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 153935 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 770(@200wpm)___ 616(@250wpm)___ 513(@300wpm)
“Oh, this sleek little city girl gets evicted from her apartment and has to move to northern Wisconsin.”
“That would suck.”
Although, it could be my life.
“She totally deserves it. She’s got plenty of lessons to learn when she takes a job as a farmhand with a big Marine and his mama’s old prize-winning pig, Sir Oinkswell...”
I don’t ask where an evicted city girl got the skills to become a farmhand. I doubt I’d be able to milk cows, if I needed to.
I scan the room as Mom talks. Again, familiarity is a comforting thing. The counters are lined with baskets of broccoli, carrots, and cabbage, still dirty from the garden, waiting to be washed. My parents have always had a massive backyard garden so they only have to buy produce half the year.
Dad used to hunt during deer season and keep the meat in the deep freezer for months. He’s not really well enough for it anymore.
Even if they’re happy with this life, guilt jolts through me. I’ve let my parents down, and money just gets tighter over the years. Meager pensions and Social Security can’t keep up.
Without me buying those books, they won’t even be able to maintain this humble standard of living.
“So, then, after a torrid affair and finding the missing pig, the Marine farmer man saves her from the Rodeo Clown Killer and they reconcile. He spells out ’I love you’ in the mud the pigs play in and proposes right there!” She claps her hands together. “What do you think?”
Holy hell.
Marine farmer? Rodeo Clown Killer? Sir Oinkswell? Mud proposals?
I love dirty romance books—what monster wouldn’t?—but I don’t think this qualifies.
I was only halfway listening, but what I’m hearing sounds like a train wreck.
My mother tries so hard, but she’s not bestseller movie-rights material. She’s not even a mid-lister after twenty years pecking away at her stories.
I don’t have the heart to tell her my attention drifted, or that if she’d given this up years ago and gotten a real job, maybe I wouldn’t have to sock away all of my fun money into funding this pipe dream of hers.
Instead, I give her a thumbs-up.
“It’s great, Mom. Steamy and riveting.”
“Are you okay?” she asks again.
“I’m fine!” I insist.
Only, I’m so not fine if I’m dragging so hard I can’t even fake it for my folks.
“Finish your coffee, dear. You look tired.”
I put the cup to my lips and inhale another fortifying sip of homemade latte. I’ve got to give her credit for one thing—Mom always puts cinnamon and vanilla in my coffee.
That’s why I love the Sweeter Grind’s drinks so much. It reminds me of home in the heart of a sometimes heartless city.
As I sip my coffee, a weird drip-drip-drip noise starts to annoy me. The dishwasher has been quiet for the past few minutes, so I have no clue where it’s coming from.
Then I see it. In the corner, right above Mom’s overwatered ivy, a steady stream of water leaks from the ceiling, straight down the wall.
“Oh, crap. The ceiling’s leaking? Why didn’t you tell me?” I set my mug down and sit up in my seat, staring sadly at the persistent drip.
“What?” Mom looks up, eyes darting around like it’s the first time she’s heard of it.
Dear Lord. How does she live in this house and not notice these things?
I point to the corner.
She follows my finger with her eyes. “Gosh, you’re right! We’ll have to get that fixed before winter comes.”
“Dammit!” Dad yells from the living room.
“Hmm, it’s halftime. It shouldn’t be the game getting under his skin...” Mom frowns and pushes her chair back. “I better go check on him.”
I follow Mom back to the living room.
There, Dad wads up a letter in his hand, shaking his head with a savage frown.
“What’s wrong, Dad?” I ask, laying a gentle hand on his shoulder. He’s so tense it feels like he’s about to pop.
“Damn heart medication went up—again! Damn insurance won’t cover the difference. I don’t even know why we pay for this crap.”
Because I can’t possibly buy enough books to cover the heart drug without it? That’s why, but of course I keep it to myself.
My own heart sinks into my chest. I swallow a sticky lump lodged in my throat. Just because Friday the Thirteenth ended doesn’t mean I’m in the clear.
Bad things come in threes. What else is about to go wrong?
I wonder if Paige can drive me up to Wisconsin to see if any farms need help. If I could fix my parents’ mess, I’d even be willing to take my chances with a hot Marine and a serial killer rodeo clown.
Then my mind goes to that damn email I got from HeronComm. Gulp.
Sad to say, I think it might be my best chance to hold back the flood.
No, let’s be real—my only chance.