Total pages in book: 126
Estimated words: 122206 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 611(@200wpm)___ 489(@250wpm)___ 407(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 122206 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 611(@200wpm)___ 489(@250wpm)___ 407(@300wpm)
“Did it now?”
“Yes.” I nodded. “I cast a spell to find a husband, and now I have you. This is great. Can ye give me a baby? I’d love a baby so much.”
Angel Dante’s expression softened. “One day, I’ll give ye a baby, sweetheart.”
“D’ye promise on your toenails? All twenty-six of them? Even the diamond ones?”
He laughed. “Yes, I promise.”
I nodded. He made the sacred oath, so he couldn’t go back on it now. He’d have to give me seven of his eyes otherwise.
“Daddy always beat me when he was drunk,” I told Angel Dante with a sad sigh. “But if I have a husband, he won’t do that anymore. I don’t wanna be sad and cry again. I always cried.”
Angel Dante lowered his face to mine. “No one will hurt ye again, Ina. I swear.”
I beamed. “That’d be great!”
“Wanna come to bed so we can cuddle and sleep?”
I considered this and shook my head. I had to start building the androids that would take over the Earth, and I didn’t have much time to do it either. I needed the money they’d give me to pay for a new washing machine.
“I need to get somethin’ first.”
I stumbled over to my wardrobe, found my cache of forbidden fun, and pulled out the box that housed my unused neon blue dildo, vibrators, and bottle of lube.
“Can I use this big blue dick on you, Angel Dante?”
He looked sick. “No!”
“Too bad.” I dropped the dildo box to the floor and reached for the box I needed. I ripped it open and studied the fabric. Once I took off my knickers, I began to pull it on, but I got stuck.
“Help! It’s tryin’ to kill me! Call the coast guard!”
Angel Dante had tears in his eyes from laughing as he kneeled next to me and helped me not die.
“Honey, why’re ye puttin’ on this lingerie?”
“To seduce Real Dante. Duh. Help me, he’ll have to give me a baby if I wear this. He’ll have to.”
Angel Dante wordlessly helped me put on the lingerie, and when I had it on, I stood back and tried to stand straight, but it was hard because I was standing on the ceiling.
“Do I look like ye’d wanna put a baby in me?”
Angel Dante didn’t look very angelic as he stared at me. He looked more like Demon Dante.
“Oh yeah, country. I’d put a dozen babies in ye.”
“That’s too many. One’s fine, but it has to be a fat baby. I’d love a fat baby.”
“Ready for bed now?”
“Yes.” I nodded and began to jog on the spot. “I’m ready.”
Angel Dante stepped into my space and put his hands on my shoulders, bringing me to a halt. “If we go to sleep.” He leaned down and nudged my face with his. “I’ll give ye a baby.”
I widened my eyes with shock, then hurriedly squeezed my eyes shut. His warm laughter surrounded me. “Easy now.” He kissed the wrinkle that had formed between my eyebrows. “Don’t hurt yourself. Get into bed before ye go to sleep.”
Suddenly, I was lying on a cool cloud, and it felt wonderful. “I’m happy,” I said. “Real Dante makes me happy.”
“You make me happy too, sweetheart.”
“Real Dante!” I gasped. “You’re here!”
“I’m here, gorgeous.”
“Thank Mary, mother of God. I thought the gnomes got ye. They love big balls like yours.”
He laughed as I turned my half-naked body onto my side and watched as Dante removed his clothes and climbed into bed. He lay there staring at me. I felt a pinch in my chest, and it reminded me that I loved him.
Love you, Dante, I signed. More than all the stars in the sky.
“Sign that one more time, honey. Not so fast either, baby. I’m a learner, remember?”
I smiled and slowly repeated myself.
Dante kissed my nose and signed, I love you more, Ina.
“Impossible.”
He chuckled. “I didn’t know there was a sign for me name.”
“There’s not,” I yawned. “I gave ye a name sign, I picked one that represented you to me.”
Dante moved closer to me. “What sign did ye pick?”
“Safe,” I answered. “I never felt safe until I met you. You’re not just me safe space, you’re me safe sound, too.”
Dante exhaled a breath. “I love you, honey.”
“I love you, too.”
The last thing I remembered was that I was a member of a secret society, I had a husband, I was getting a fat baby, and I wasn’t going to be sad anymore. Knit Happens was the best club ever!
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
Date
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So it begins.
The silence that had filled Ina’s apartment all day suddenly shifted. It started with groans that swiftly turned to whimpers, then there was the gentle pitter-patter of footsteps followed by some serious retching in the bathroom. I walked out of the kitchen, down the hallway, and paused by the open bathroom door. I poked my head inside and saw my girlfriend, still wearing her out-of-this-world black lingerie that gave me an incredibly inviting view of her arse, as she bent over the toilet.