Total pages in book: 13
Estimated words: 12035 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 60(@200wpm)___ 48(@250wpm)___ 40(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 12035 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 60(@200wpm)___ 48(@250wpm)___ 40(@300wpm)
Before I could investigate that shit farther I was interrupted. “Sir is that you?” What the fuck is he doing here?
“Get the fuck outta here before I stab you with my fork.”
“Sir yes sir.” The asshole saluted me before hightailing it outta my airspace, leaving us alone.
“Are you in the army?” Now this one was in my shit.
“Fuck no, I’m a marine, at least I used to be now I just train the fucks.”
“But I thought you had to be in the army to train soldiers.”
“What language am I speaking? Are you American?”
“Yes why?”
“Just checking. Which part of what the fuck I just said sounded like a third language to you? I ain’t no yellow belly army boy, I’m a fucking marine.”
“What’s the difference?”
“What’s the…? That just cost you two inches of dick. Tonight when I fuck you I’m gonna give you eleven and hold back two until you can tell me the difference. You better Google that shit, cause we both know how you love dick.”
“Tonight? We’ve never…”
“I’m taking you home with me tonight. I’m tired of that fucking desk, plus I need to get you horizontal and the floor in your office had too much traffic.” Looks like I’d caught the Christmas spirit, I’m spreading the joy. Taking a woman back to my place, I’ve lost my fucking mind.
She seemed pleased enough with herself if the look on her face was anything to go by. We dropped the subject and got down to some serious eating once the waitress and her slow ass brought our food out. I watched her like a hawk to make sure she didn’t pick at her food. Fucking women, always have to mess with a good thing.
“You lose one pound I’m withholding the dick.” She stopped with a fry halfway to her mouth. Then she started shoveling it in. “That’s my girl.” Who knew? I like ‘em plump.
I waited outside for her later that night. She came through the employee exit and I grabbed her hand. “Where’s your car?”
“I don’t drive, no one drives in the city.”
“Oh yeah? So what the fuck are all those things with lights heading down the street?” Where the fuck do people get this shit?
“You ever been on the back of a bike?”
“No.” She stopped short and I tugged on her hand to drag her along behind me.
“No need to be afraid I’ve been doing this shit for a while now.” She griped about the snow and ice on the road while I helped her on and strapped the helmet on her head. Dumb ass, now I have to ride bareheaded.
She had a death grip around my waist as I sped through the street. I pulled into my garage and closed the door behind us. “You live here?” She looked around the damn garage as I opened the door leading inside.
“Where the fuck did you think I lived the North Pole?” I turned on the light and her nosy ass traipsed into my house looking around. Ma and my little sister had done some shit that I never took much notice of. All I cared about was the gigantic bed upstairs in my bedroom, the home gym that was fully equipped and the crapper. Oh and the fridge.
“You want a beer?”
“I don’t think I should, and you shouldn’t either. You have to take me home later remember? Hopefully in the truck I just saw in your garage.” I got two brews and uncapped them before passing her one.
“You’re not going home tonight, not unless you walk. I’m not going back out in that shit.” No, she wasn’t going home because I planned to spend all night fucking the pink off her fat pussy.
“I don’t have anything to wear tomorrow.”
“Jo, you’re the head honcho of the damn store. Go in a little early and grab something.” I took her hand and started for the stairs. Too much fucking talking. I’d missed my pussy at lunch because I had to satisfy her other appetite. Time to fuck.
“Do me a favor babe, stop showcasing my tits.” What the fuck was in that beer? I pushed the shirt back off her shoulders and went after her bra. She was learning, this one clasped in the front and was a pretty lilac color with lace. I guess my comment about her iron maiden bras had struck a nerve.
“What’s wrong with my shirt?”
“Nothing, if you wanna wear it around here for my eyes only.” What the fuck? “Your girls look like they’re auditioning for a new buyer. As long as you’re on my dick that shit’s dead.”
I hefted said girls in my hands and pulled one into my mouth. “Take my cock out babe, he’s suffocating in there.” Her hands undid me and pulled me out and I worked my legs out of my jeans after kicking off my boots. All the while tonguing her tit.