Total pages in book: 114
Estimated words: 139789 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 699(@200wpm)___ 559(@250wpm)___ 466(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 139789 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 699(@200wpm)___ 559(@250wpm)___ 466(@300wpm)
I didn't look over my shoulder as Alec spoke but when I moved by Aideen I saw that her mouth was hanging open so I came to the conclusion that he was, once again, shirtless.
"Unfortunately Aideen, Keela's vagina is still unknown territory to me." Alec sighed making Aideen cackle.
I rolled my eyes as I ran the tap and filled up a glass with water.
"You're disgustin'," I said then downed my water and placed my glass in the sink then turned around. I picked up a tea towel then and threw it at Alec who caught it in his right hand.
"Put some clothes on, nobody wants to see your half naked body this early in the mornin'."
"I do," Aideen chimed in.
I glanced to Aideen with distaste. "Let me rephrase that, nobody with any self-respect wants to see your half naked body this early in the mornin'."
Aideen snorted, but didn't say anything while Alec jammed his thumb over his shoulder and said, "It's twelve-thirty in the afternoon, it's not morning anymore."
I felt my eyebrows jump as I flicked my eyes to the clock on the wall behind Alec.
"It's that late?"
Alec smiled. "I told you that you would have a great night's sleep."
He was correct but I wouldn't admit it.
"I didn't get to sleep until three or four this mornin' because of you so obviously I slept in."
I looked at Aideen when she snapped her fingers in my direction. "You didn't get to sleep until three or four this mornin' because of Alec? Girl, you better explain!"
Alec snorted. "It's nothing exciting, trust me."
I hissed at him then looked at Aideen. "He kicked Storm out of me room and made him sleep on the settee because he wouldn't sleep there. He also kicked me a lot durin' the night and I couldn't sleep until I addressed the problem."
"By addressing the problem she means scratching me to death with her razor like toenails."
Aideen cracked up laughing which only heightened my rising temper.
"Fuck you!" I snapped at Alec as I pushed by him and stomped to the bathroom.
I slammed the door behind me to block out Aideen and Alec as I searched for my fucking toenail clippers. I was enraged to find that they were on the counter just like Alec said they were. I angrily sat on the side of my bath and put my foot on the closed toilet seat and went to work clipping my toenails until they were a 'safe' length.
I hated that they were pretty long like Alec said.
"Keela, how long will you be before we can go?" Aideen's now chuckling voice shouted from the kitchen.
I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion.
We were going somewhere?
"Go where?" I shouted.
"Shoppin', duh."
Shopping?
"Shoppin' for what?"
I jumped when the bathroom door was suddenly flung open. I don't know why I covered myself with my hands, I wasn't naked but if I were, Aideen would have seen everything.
"Shoppin' for what you're goin' to wear to the weddin', you're flyin' out tomorrow. Seriously Keela, get with it."
I groaned and lifted my hands to scrub my face, shopping for clothes completely slipped my mind.
"I've three hundred fifty euros for everythin', will that be enough?"
I hoped it was enough, that's all I could spare from my savings without putting myself in debt.
Aideen waved me on. "Please, I can make that stretch easily."
I gave Aideen a look. "I want to look nice Ado, not cheap."
Aideen placed her hands on her hips as she said, "We're bringin' sexy back, but on a budget."
I laughed. "You're up for the challenge then?"
Aideen laughed. "I got this, Kay."
I smiled. "I trust you."
I laughed when Alec popped his head around the door frame which made Aideen scream with fright. He chuckled and dodged her swinging hands. He put his arms around her from behind and pinned her hands to her sides.
"Did I just hear you say you have three hundred fifty euros to clothe yourself for this vacation?"
"Death sentence - not a holiday, but yes you did hear that correctly."
Alec shook his head. "No girlfriend of mine will be on a budget when she goes shopping, this is on me."
I looked to Aideen when her eyes all but fell out of her head.
"Can I be you girlfriend, please?"
I rolled my eyes while Alec laughed and said, "Sure you can. I'll always be up for a threesome with you and kitten."
In your dreams, playboy.
"Ha-ha very funny but no, I'm not takin' money from you Alec."
"Why not?" Alec asked.
"Yeah, why not?" Aideen echoed.
Really, her too?
"Because I'm not a leech. I don't need a man's money, I take care of meself."
Aideen groaned. "Give it a rest Kay. Alec wants to help you so let him help."
"Yeah, let me help."
I narrowed my eyes to the blue-eyed baby then huffed.
"He will probably want me to have sex with him as payment for the money."
Alec deadpanned, "Keela, I already told you I won't nag you into fucking me. You will take that route to me when you're good and ready."
I felt my jaw drop open just as Aideen burst out laughing. Alec chuckled also then kissed the crown of her head, released her arms and then left bathroom.
I angrily folded my arms. "Can you believe the filth that comes out of his mouth?"
Aideen smiled. "Yes I can and if you want this to work out you had better keep your mouth shut and put up with him. He is doin' you a favour after all, now hurry up so we can leave already."
I sighed as I stood up from my sitting position on the side of the bath.
"That will be me greatest accomplishment," I said.
Aideen raised her eyebrows and asked, "What will?"
"Just keepin' me mouth shut."
"Make her stop! I can't go into another store, I just can't do it."
I looked at Alec and snickered. He looked like he was about to cry and drop to the ground from tiredness. It was currently six in the evening and we had been out shopping in Dublin City Centre for the last five hours. His tux and dress shoes were the first thing bought because it was straightforward and simple. Alec hung the tux that came in the body bag looking cover up in the back of his Jeep while Keela and I hit a few shops on Grafton Street.