Total pages in book: 106
Estimated words: 100818 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 504(@200wpm)___ 403(@250wpm)___ 336(@300wpm)
Estimated words: 100818 (not accurate)
Estimated Reading Time in minutes: 504(@200wpm)___ 403(@250wpm)___ 336(@300wpm)
We fall into a routine of sorts over the week that follows. He collects his morning paper on Tuesday and Thursday at exactly the same time—as I’m leaving for work—always in his damn underwear. On Wednesday and Friday, it’s already gone by the time I leave—those are my late-start days.
So the next Tuesday I wait with my eye pressed to the peephole for him to pick up the paper, to see if it’s coincidental or not. The minutes tick by, and his door stays firmly shut, at least until I open mine. I don’t step out, though. Instead I let it fall closed as his opens, revealing his ridiculously toned body wrapped in a pair of psychedelic boxer briefs.
What the hell is with this guy and his underwear?
He glances in the direction of my apartment, frowning as he picks up his paper. He’s slow to disappear behind his door.
Today I decide to up my game, because it’s obvious we’re playing one. I’m not exactly sure what the point is, other than this guy seems to be an exhibitionist and a complete playboy. Normally I’m dressed for work by this time, but today I go as far as throwing on a pair of athletic running shorts—the kind that barely cover my butt cheeks—and my sports bra. Then I put a hold on completing my outfit.
As a physiotherapist I stay in good shape. I’m curvy but fit. Waif types look great in magazine spreads, but I’ll own the hell out of every single one of my curves.
He opens the door at 7:03 on the nose as always—apart from the one time when he opened it at 7:05 because I’d held off until then—so I open mine. His underwear is Hawaiian print.
His gaze shifts my way, and his self-satisfied smirk slides off his face. It’s ridiculously gratifying to watch his eyes nearly pop out of his head. I twist slightly so I’m giving him a rear view and bend at the waist to retrieve my paper. It’s absolutely a blatant attempt to taunt him the way he’s been taunting me, and based on the way he’s gawking, it works well.
I toss a condescending grin his way. “Nice panties.” And then I return to the safety of my apartment and press my eye to the peephole so I can see his reaction.
He’s still standing there, mouth agape. He runs a hand down his chest and rearranges himself before he slowly bends to grab his own paper, eyes still on my closed door. He says something I can’t hear as he looks over his shoulder once more before disappearing.
“So much for being a boner-killer.” For the first time since I started my new job, I get ready for work with a smile.
CHAPTER 5
NEIGHBORLY
Bishop
Preseason training is something I usually look forward to, but right now it’s the opposite. For the majority of my career I’ve played forward. I might be a big guy—bigger than most of the forwards on the team—but I’m fast and I can shoot the puck. Which is why I’m irritated over the way Bowman and our coach, Alex Waters, keep having these obvious side conversations where I end up being shifted around from forward to defense and back again.
I already had some less-than-warm feelings toward Bowman with his asshole moves on the ice and his fake I’m-so-nice bullshit, but now he’s screwing with my game too. Plus, there’s this woman living in what’s supposed to be his penthouse, and I can’t figure out what the hell is going on there. It’s pissing me off. Although, to be honest, everything is pissing me off lately.
I’m in the lobby, on my way to my car, when I realize my favorite pair of preseason boxer briefs is still sitting on my kitchen counter where I left them. I debate whether I can deal with wearing the ones I have on and decide I can’t. My underwear is a thing.
Thankfully, the elevator is still at lobby level, so I hop right back on. Less than two minutes later I jam my favorite underwear into my duffel bag and leave my apartment once again. The elevator door is open, and there, in all her pink-cotton-candy-haired glory, is my teammate’s sidepiece.
Once again she’s decked out in her “I like to pretend I work out” wear, probably on her way to her third-year psych class, oblivious to the fact that she’s potentially ruining lives. Whatever. Not my monkey. Not my circus.
When she sees me, she starts jabbing the button, but I manage to slide a hand in to prevent the doors from closing. “Thanks for holding the elevator for me.”
“You’re so welcome.” She shoots me a patronizing smile and moves into the corner as the doors slide closed again.
And then I’m trapped inside the small steel box with a thousand reflections of her. Now that I have a chance to actually look at her up close and she’s not the train wreck she was the first time I saw her, I can admit that she’s pretty. Fine, she’s more than pretty, actually. I’d go as far as to say she’s gorgeous, and she smells good, which is aggravating because of who she seems to be and where she’s staying.